I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
