She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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