She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
In other news, I just burned my penis
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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