Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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