Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Come on in and take your pants off
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