Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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