butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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