Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
