you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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