Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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