Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Holy shit dude........stairs
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
