My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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