Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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