Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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