My nipple is on Facebook.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Im part way to drunk.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
