woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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