i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
