i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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