we need to drink 2009 down the drain
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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