So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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