Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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