I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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