awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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