i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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