I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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