love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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