i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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