you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Jerry, you need to find god
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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