Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There r osticjed everywhere
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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