if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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