Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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