just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
