just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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