The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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