I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize