last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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