Where did you get a picture of my penis
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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