I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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