i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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