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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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