come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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