i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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