Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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