Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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