I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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