I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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