We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
FUCK WHALES
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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