Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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