I'm going to jail i love you
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
A bitchslap is in order.
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