I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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