just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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